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Who likes to drink cocoa?
A Cocoanut!
What did one eye say to the other eye?
Between you and me, something smells
What did the teacher say when it rained cats and dogs?
Be careful not to step on a poodle!
What is even smarter than a talking bird?
A Spelling Bee!
Who is the greatest underwater spy?
James POND!
What sickness does a martial artist have?
Kung FLU!
What happens if you take a one hundred foot dive into a glass of gingerale?
Nothing! It's a SOFT drink!
Why did the students eat their homework?
Because the teacher said it was a piece of cake!
What kind of a storm is always in a rush?
A Hurry Cain!
Why are there gates around graveyards?
Because everybody is DYING to get in
What do you get if you mix a car, a fly, and a dog?
A flying carpet!
What do you call a worm with no teeth?
A gummy worm!
What lies on the bottom of the ocean and shakes?
A nervous wreck!
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