TAK ROMANTIK LANGSUNG
Pada suatu pagi, bertanya si isteri pada si suami:
Isteri : Abang tengok jiran kita yg baru pindah tu?
Suami : Kenapa?
Isteri : Tiap pagi sebelum pergi kerja, suami dia akan cium isterinya. Bila pulang kerja, dia akan berikan isterinya sekuntum bunga mawar. Loving betullah mereka. Kenapa abang tak buat macam tu?
Suami : Nak mampus... Mana abang kenal isteri dia?
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OWNERSHIP OF HEART
Their was a couple for love, where the boy promised his girl that the heart is only dedicated to her not for any one. For Some years girl went for further studies when she returned after some years ago she saw his boy friend was with another girl.
Immediately stopped him & questioned how he forgot the promise given to her?
Boy..'See gal I had been undergone an OPEN HEART SURGERY so !!!!!'.
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AYAT AWEK
Seorang jejaka yang tak berapa hensome ingin mengayat aweknya supaya dia dapat tidor dengannya.
Jejaka : Awak, saya ada satu teka teki....
Awek : Apa dia?
Jejaka : Apa benda, tiada kanan atau kiri, tiada atas tiada bawah, tiada tengah tiada tepi, tiada awal tiada akhir ?
Awek : Ish, tak tau lah, I give up.
Jejaka : Itulah cinta saya pada awak....
Awek : Betul ke.... he he he. (merah gak lah pipi dia)
Jejaka : Awak, sudi tak awak teman saya di rumah malam ni?
Awek : Boleh, tapi awak kena jawap teka teki saya dulu.
Jejaka : Ok
Awek : Apa benda, bila dipegang sedap, tapi bila dirasa tak sedap?
Jejaka : Emm, tak tau lah.
Awek : Itulah tapak tangan saya (lalu awek tu melempang jejaka tak hensome itu dan terus blah)
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PERCUNIARY REASONS
A few moments after the daughter announced her engagement, her Father asked, "Does this fellow have any money ?"
The daughter shook her head sadly. "Oh Daddy ! You men are all alike." sighing deeply, she replied, "That's exactly what he asked me about you."
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ISTERI KEREK
Pada suatu hari, hendak terjadi hal, si suami terlupa akan birthday isterinya. Si isteri terkilan dan esoknya isteri x gosok baju suaminya, x sediakan bfast & x salam suami dier. Suaminyer plak rasa terkilan
Kirenyer diorg gado sampai lebih seminggu dah, & si suami tu pon amek pendekatan bengong, die x cakap ngan isterinyer dah tp berkomunikasi secara note je. Die tulis atas kertas, die bg suami die bace.
N satu mlm, suami tu tulis note kat isteri dier, 'YANG, TLG KEJUT ABG KUL 6.30 PG YER, ADE MESYUARAT TERGEMPAR SOK'. Isteri die menganguk..
Kringg!!! Kringg!! Kring!! Bunyi alarm bunyi. suami tu pon bangun, die tgk jam, dah kul 9.00 pg. Dgn tensennyer die kalih ke sebelah, isteri die xde, tapi ada kertas atas katil, die amek lalu bace.. 'BANG, BANGUN LAR BANG, DAH 6.30 PG NI, NANTI LEWAT. BANG, BANGUN LAR..'
Suami pon bermonolog dalaman pada dirinya 'ampeh...'
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ROMANTIC & UNROMANTIC
Roses are red, violets are blue, sugar is sweet, and so are you.
But the roses are wilting, the violets are dead, the sugar bowl's empty and so is your head.
Kind, intelligent, loving and hot.
This describes everything you're not.
I love your smile, your face, and your eyes .
Damn, I'm good at telling lies!
Every time I see your face.
I wish I were in outer space.
My darling, my lover, my beautiful wife:
Marrying you screwed up my life.
Beauty is on the inside, but some may doubt,
If it's true, I'd prefer you inside out.
I see your face when I am dreaming.
That's why I always wake up screaming.
My love you take my breath away.
What have you stepped in, to smell this way.
My feelings for you no words can tell.
Except for maybe 'go to hell.'
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