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Jumaat, 24 Disember 2010

LAWAK ROMANTIK 2/ ROMANTIC JOKES 2

Luahan hati si suami


Pasha adalah seorang isteri yang terlalu cemburu kerana Jejai iaitu suaminya lebih banyak habiskan masa untuk menjaga kereta daripada mejaganya, malah duit yang dibelanjakan untuk kereta lebih banyak daripada untuknya sebagai isteri. Kerana sudah tidak tahan Pasha bersemuka dengan Jejai untuk mendapatkan penjelasa.

Pasha : “Apa kelebihan kereta abang Jejai itu, sampai Abang Jejai lebih memberikan perhatian kepadanya berbanding saya.”

Jejai : “Kerana, setiap kali aku melihat keretaku, aku merasakan kebahagiaan, dari luaran dan dalaman kelihatan begitu indah.”

Pasha : “Aku pun boleh”

Jejai : “Keretaku selalu melayan aku, seperti aku menjaganya”

Pasha : “Kalau kau menjaga aku dengan baik, aku juga akan menjaga kamu dengan baik..”

Jejai : “Ketika aku sedang gundah, aku pergi berjalan-jalan dengan keretaku, seakan-akan masalahku akan berkurang.”

Pasha : “Aku rasa, akupun boleh berusaha menjadi isteri yang seperti itu.”

Jejai : “Ya mungkin kau boleh lakukan semua tu, tapi ada satu perkara yang tidak pernah dilakukan oleh keretaku, tapi kau selalu melakukannya.”

Pasha : “Apa tu?”

Jejai : “keretaku tidak pernah mengeluh”


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His VS Her Diary


HER DIARY

Saturday night I thought he was acting weird. We had made plans to meet at a bar to have a drink. I was shopping with my friends all day long, so I thought he was upset at the fact that I was a bit late, but he made no comment. Conversation wasn't flowing so I suggested that we go somewhere quiet so we could talk, he agreed but kept quiet and absent. I asked him what was wrong - he said, "Nothing." I asked him if it was my fault that he was upset. He said it had nothing to do with me and not to worry.

On the way home I told him that I loved him, he simply smiled and kept driving. I can't explain his behavior; I don't know why he didn't say, "I love you, too." When we got home I felt as if I had lost him, as if he wanted nothing to do with me anymore. He just sat there and watched T.V. ; he seemed distant and absent.

Finally I decided to go to bed. About 10 minutes later he came to bed and to my surprise he responded to my caress and we made love, but I still felt that he was distracted and his thoughts were somewhere else. I decided that I could not take it anymore, so I wanted to confront him with the situation but he had fallen asleep. I started crying and cried until I too fell asleep. I don't know what to do. I'm almost sure that his thoughts are with someone else. My life is a disaster.


HIS DIARY

MAN UTD. lost 2-0 to Chelsea today, but at least I got laid.

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