Once a short man asked: What is the difference between watch and wife?
Short friend replied: If a watch gets angry, it stops but if wife gets angry, she starts..
Short friend replied: If a watch gets angry, it stops but if wife gets angry, she starts..
Son: Why do barbers become good drivers?
Father replied in short: Because they know all the short cuts..\
Father replied in short: Because they know all the short cuts..\
Once a short temper husband was teaching his spouse short cuts of driving, when the brakes suddenly failed on a steep and downhill grade.
Wife: I can not stop, she cried, now what to do?
Husband: Brace yourself and try to run your car on something cheap."
Wife: I can not stop, she cried, now what to do?
Husband: Brace yourself and try to run your car on something cheap."
Man: My wife is short temper & she also scare of water.
Friend: how do you know?
Man: Today when i went home, she was in bath tub with the security guard. !!
Friend: how do you know?
Man: Today when i went home, she was in bath tub with the security guard. !!
Teacher: Write a short essay on football match.
All students were busy but one student was free..
Teacher: why are you not writing anything?
Student: "Miss, Match draw due to rain!!"
All students were busy but one student was free..
Teacher: why are you not writing anything?
Student: "Miss, Match draw due to rain!!"
Short Jokes On Beggar..
Beggar: Please give me 2$ for coffee.
Stranger: You can buy 2 cup of coffee in 2$.
Beggar: Yes, but i have my girlfriend with me also.
Stranger: How funny, a beggar made a girlfriend.
Beggar: No sir, girlfriend made me beggar!!
Beggar: Please give me 2$ for coffee.
Stranger: You can buy 2 cup of coffee in 2$.
Beggar: Yes, but i have my girlfriend with me also.
Stranger: How funny, a beggar made a girlfriend.
Beggar: No sir, girlfriend made me beggar!!
Short Jokes On Hitler..
Hitler says:-
"There is no word like 'impossible' in my dictionary"
Soldier: You should have checked the dictionary before buying it.....
Hitler says:-
"There is no word like 'impossible' in my dictionary"
Soldier: You should have checked the dictionary before buying it.....
Short Jokes On Wife Stupidity..
Once husband was sleeping and wife was taking bath.
A door bell rings and wife wrap herself in a towel and open the door.
She see the neighbor..
Neighbor asked: If you remove your towel, i will give you 1000$.
she think for a while and removes..
neighbor gives her 1000$.and goes.
After waking up husband asks, "did the next neighbor given you 1000$ he owed from me??"
Once husband was sleeping and wife was taking bath.
A door bell rings and wife wrap herself in a towel and open the door.
She see the neighbor..
Neighbor asked: If you remove your towel, i will give you 1000$.
she think for a while and removes..
neighbor gives her 1000$.and goes.
After waking up husband asks, "did the next neighbor given you 1000$ he owed from me??"
Short Jokes - Clever Dog..
Once a Wife says to husband, " we've got such a clever dog, he brings in the
daily newspapers every morning.
Husband replies, "well, lots of dogs can do that.
Wife responded, " but we have never subscribed for any newspaper.!!!
Once a Wife says to husband, " we've got such a clever dog, he brings in the
daily newspapers every morning.
Husband replies, "well, lots of dogs can do that.
Wife responded, " but we have never subscribed for any newspaper.!!!
Short Jokes On Counting(5+5=11):
A five year old boy was asked by his teacher the sum of 5+5.
Teacher won't allow him to use his fingers, stretching out his fingers one by one
to calculate.
But he was so habitual to use his fingers so he put both the hands into his pant without
teacher's knowledge .
He was calculating his finger like one. two, three and answered Eleven.!!
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